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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cali

ok i will say it it took BALLS to come up with the pickle rick joke i mean they could have just had Rick do something crazy like become christian and say im christian rick to shock his family or he could of shrunken smaller and say im smaller rick to shock his family or he could orve become gray biker rick and say im gray biker rick or he could if become a ancient greek super secret spy agent and say im svper sygryt spy agynt ryck to shock his family then in that case but it honestly took BALLS (OO) to make him do something that crazy so honestly props to the creators of the joke and their families and loved ones aswell and the houses they live in at locations. someone should reward them. i cant honestly i cant get enough honestly fuck all life on earth destroy everything kill all artists ever AMAZE


.................................*wakes u up 3 nights later*or cathode of light and heart rick. to shock the family. "im cathode of light and heart rick." and then everyone is charred corpses

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catmask

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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when your pumpkin loaf or banana loaf is not delightfully moist and soft and sweet like the pillow of a cherub and instead is like a dense fruitcake brick of misery we will see who is pretentious then. beast

darth-vii

Cooking is an art, baking is a science.

science is art cooking is set theory and baking is information theory